Paris Gets Poked, Again
After losing her car in an online casino poker game, Paris Hilton is challenged to a no limits online Poker match to win it back!
Online casinos are known for ubiquitous advertising and big public relations stunts, the adage no publicity is bad publicity certainly runs true for this industry. However online casinos may be at PR, they still don’t come close to one of the best known publicity gurus of our time. Known for promoting a product she holds in incredibly high esteem, Paris Hilton pretty much lives by her own adage, all publicity is bad publicity. Still, we see her bleach blonde extensions, fake tan, color contact lenses, vacant smile and starved body on every magazine cover, gossip column, newspaper and crap rag touted on every street corner and super market of the world. One of her recent antics was her participation in an online casino poker game. One might have imagined that seeing as Paris only has one expression, she would have a good poker face, but alas Paris was well and truly screwed at this online casino. This time, however, she didn’t seem to enjoy it as much as she did in her infamous starring role in “One Night in Paris” her infamous sex video. This time, Paris opted for a different type of Poking and lost her Bentley was worth about $200,000.
The Hilton heiress and world renowned air head claims to love poker and be very good at it, however it appears that
prior to her massive loss at an online casino, Paris’s main opponent, and also perhaps her tutor was her small dog Tinkerbelle. Up against a more formidable opponent, or perhaps even just someone able to hold their own cards,
Paris proved to be quite, Poker challenged.
Paris has now received a new Poker Challenge, an online casino and Poker portal has given Ms. Hilton the chance to
win back her Bentley. The game will be online and she will be playing against a highly experienced player from the online casino. The game will have no limits and will be a public relations coup for the online casino that grabbed the opportunity to humiliate Paris Hilton (again) and, most likely get their hands on even more of her massive trust fund.
Paris spends a lot of time in Vegas according to her own statements, however, online casinos may be her only option for throwing away huge amounts of money on card games as her parents have banned her from gambling in their casinos. Not exactly known for her prudent decision making the misguided Miss Hilton is expected to take up the Air Head Poker Challenge and try her dumb luck at winning back her car at the online casino. Somehow I don’t think that particular online casino is too concerned about having to make a big pay out. In fact they are probably clearing the way for a spectacular loss on her part.
Although Paris does know how to throw away money faster than she can remove her underwear, it’s unlikely that even with her monumental online casino losses Paris might end up living the Simple Life, other than in her reality TV show. It would be difficult for even the precocious Paris to deplete her multi million dollar inheritance that she got simply for being born. Granted, some of the cash she loses in online casinos is money she has earned, we already mentioned her TV show and the video that must have made her parents so proud. However Paris has earned millions of dollars from appearing in advertising campaigns, a line of perfume, brand promotion and being generally dumb, blonde and easy.
Whether you love her or you hate her, everybody knows her and she’s definitely taking on the world of online casinos
with her usual lack of style and decorum. Unlike the world famous hotel chain for which she is a names sake, Paris is
not classy, not stylish and definitely not a good investment. But one thing is guaranteed, if the airhead challenge goes ahead, everyone will know about it. When online casinos and Paris Hilton go head to head it will be a public relations meat market. There is no angle uncovered, sex, money, gambling, controversy, scandal and a very wealthy blonde. It
really doesn’t get much sexier, even just out of a morbid fascination with the pouting Paris’s poker antics, who isn’t
going to take a look?
So now we will wait and see, will the PR hungry Paris agree to go back for more? Will she lose her shirt? Does she need to lose a Poker game to lose her shirt? So many questions so little time. There are many possibilities for this challenge, online casinos vs. Paris Hilton, a pay per view opportunity not to miss.
